Starbucks likes me so much its turning into a love thing. The only problem is that its one sided. I don’t love or even like Starbucks, but I NEED it. So I use Starbucks like an abusive junking fighting back guilt, ever so antsy for a quick fix. Once satisfied I leave, doing the walk of shame. This happens repeatedly. Yes, I know its an abusive pattern that needs to stop but I just haven’t mustered up the courage to do it…yet. A 400 calorie a day deficit will thank me once it’s finally over between us. I know its gonna be a bad breakup but I just cant go on living, lusting for Starbucks.
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Um, Hi. I am the Barista at your local Starbucks. I thought we had something here. Now I know how you REALLY feel. I’m hurt.

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